{"product_id":"preorder-no-bones-about-it-by-cassandra-elizabeth","title":"[PREORDER] No Bones About It by Cassandra Elizabeth","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHalloween sentient object romance • divorced FMC fresh start • viral 12-foot skeleton • HOA feud • cozy autumn vibes • small-town drama • magic \u0026amp; miracles • found family • explicit + anatomically creative\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect for readers of:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCozy-spooky fall romances that don’t take themselves too seriously\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eViral small-town chaos + “HOA villain” drama\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFound family vibes with pumpkin-carving, bonfires, and horror marathons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReaders curious about\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003esentient object romance\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(yes, really) with an HEA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eReleasing September 9, 2026\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSpice: 5\/5\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eExplicit, playful, and intentionally \u003cem\u003eanatomically creative\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe vibe \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eThis Halloween, \u003cstrong\u003eTori Graves\u003c\/strong\u003e is celebrating her divorce by buying the one thing her ex-husband never let her have: the \u003cstrong\u003eviral twelve-foot skeleton\u003c\/strong\u003e. Enter \u003cstrong\u003eMr. Bonejangles\u003c\/strong\u003e—icon, legend, and the decoration that makes the HOA promptly lose its collective mind and declare war.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eWhen Tori’s desperate plea to save her beloved skeleton goes viral, she pivots—hard. Suddenly, Mr. Bonejangles becomes the best thing that’s ever happened to her photography business… and, somehow, her heart. Between pumpkin carving, horror movie marathons, and pumpkin porter under the autumn stars, Tori falls for the skeleton.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eAnd somehow… he falls right back.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eBut \u003cstrong\u003eLois\u003c\/strong\u003e, the self-appointed queen of the HOA, is determined to get rid of Mr. Bonejangles once and for all. As Halloween approaches and the feud escalates into something far more destructive, Tori realizes loving him is the easy part.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eKeeping him may take a Halloween miracle.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eTropes \u0026amp; tags\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHalloween sentient object romance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCozy autumn vibes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eViral social media fame\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall-town drama \/ HOA feud\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFound family\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMagic \u0026amp; miracles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExplicit spice \/ solo play\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnatomically creative intimacy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHappily ever after\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eContent warnings (from publisher\/author)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDivorce (prior to story)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHOA harassment\/bullying\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProperty destruction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVehicle crash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTemporary loss of a beloved character\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrief\/emotional distress\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExplicit sexual content, solo play\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlcohol consumption\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Romantasy Bookstore","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49457282023683,"sku":null,"price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0767\/7843\/8915\/files\/nobonesaboutit.png?v=1786983251","url":"https:\/\/romantasybookshop.com\/products\/preorder-no-bones-about-it-by-cassandra-elizabeth","provider":"Romantasy Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}