{"product_id":"when-life-gives-you-vampires-slaying-it","title":"When Life Gives You Vampires (Slaying It) by Gloria Duke","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"relative flex h-full w-full flex-col items-center overflow-y-auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full max-w-3xl flex-col gap-4 px-6 pb-32 pt-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-4\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group flex w-full flex-col gap-4 items-start\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full gap-4\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-4\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col gap-4 w-full max-w-[calc(100%-36px)] sm:max-w-[calc(100%-48px)] text-black\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"overflow-hidden prose prose-headings:font-medium prose-h1:mb-2 prose-h1:mt-0 prose-h1:text-2xl prose-h2:mb-2 prose-h2:mt-3 prose-h2:text-xl prose-h3:mb-2 prose-h3:mt-3 prose-h3:text-lg prose-h4:mb-2 prose-h4:mt-3 prose-h4:text-base prose-ol:m-0 prose-ul:m-0 prose-li:m-0 prose-pre:rounded-xl prose-pre:bg-[#fafafa] prose-hr:border-neutral-400 prose break-words prose-p:leading-relaxed prose-pre:p-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eParanormal rom-com • accidental turning • body-positive + plus-size rep • Halloween spirit • enemies-to-lovers vibes\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eA charming, Bridget Jones–style vampire rom-com with bite: messy, funny, and surprisingly tender about self-worth. \u003cstrong\u003eWhen Life Gives You Vampires\u003c\/strong\u003e follows a 25-year-old plus-size heroine who wakes up with a hangover… and fangs—then has to navigate vampire politics, a very inconvenient attraction to her sire, and the reality of living forever in a body she’s been taught to criticize.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe vibe\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLily Baines\u003c\/strong\u003e is used to waking up hungover, overweight, and underemployed. Waking up undead? New problem. After a little “light necking” turns into an accidental turning, Lily is determined to figure out what happened—and survive long enough to do something about it.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTristan\u003c\/strong\u003e never meant to turn her (it’s against vampire law), but now they’re stuck together. They form an uneasy truce while dodging other vampires, an ancient Master who wants Lily \u003cem\u003etwice-dead\u003c\/em\u003e, Lily’s work rival turned slayer, and her mom’s tone-deaf romance\/fitness advice. All while Lily wrestles with the biggest horror of all: living in a diet-obsessed world with a body that will never age, never die… and never change.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eFalling for her maddeningly gorgeous sire? Easy. Staying alive long enough to decide who she wants to be forever? That’s the real fight.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eTropes \u0026amp; tags\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAccidental turning \/ new vampire heroine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSire romance \/ forced partnership\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnemies-to-lovers vibes (uneasy truce)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVampire law + supernatural politics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBody-positive, plus-size representation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWorkplace rival → slayer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHalloween spirit \/ rom-com tone with danger stakes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex items-center gap-1 md:opacity-0 opacity-0 group-hover:opacity-100 !opacity-100\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Romantasy Bookstore","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49339027554563,"sku":"9781728257440","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0767\/7843\/8915\/files\/9781728257440.jpg?v=1785262945","url":"https:\/\/romantasybookshop.com\/products\/when-life-gives-you-vampires-slaying-it","provider":"Romantasy Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}