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[PREORDER] No Bones About It by Cassandra Elizabeth

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Halloween sentient object romance • divorced FMC fresh start • viral 12-foot skeleton • HOA feud • cozy autumn vibes • small-town drama • magic & miracles • found family • explicit + anatomically creative

Perfect for readers of:

Cozy-spooky fall romances that don’t take themselves too seriously
Viral small-town chaos + “HOA villain” drama
Found family vibes with pumpkin-carving, bonfires, and horror marathons
Readers curious about sentient object romance (yes, really) with an HEA

Releasing September 9, 2026

Spice: 5/5

Explicit, playful, and intentionally anatomically creative

The vibe

This Halloween, Tori Graves is celebrating her divorce by buying the one thing her ex-husband never let her have: the viral twelve-foot skeleton. Enter Mr. Bonejangles—icon, legend, and the decoration that makes the HOA promptly lose its collective mind and declare war.

When Tori’s desperate plea to save her beloved skeleton goes viral, she pivots—hard. Suddenly, Mr. Bonejangles becomes the best thing that’s ever happened to her photography business… and, somehow, her heart. Between pumpkin carving, horror movie marathons, and pumpkin porter under the autumn stars, Tori falls for the skeleton.

And somehow… he falls right back.

But Lois, the self-appointed queen of the HOA, is determined to get rid of Mr. Bonejangles once and for all. As Halloween approaches and the feud escalates into something far more destructive, Tori realizes loving him is the easy part.

Keeping him may take a Halloween miracle.

Content warnings (from publisher/author)

Divorce (prior to story)
HOA harassment/bullying
Property destruction
Vehicle crash
Temporary loss of a beloved character
Grief/emotional distress
Explicit sexual content, solo play
Alcohol consumption

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[PREORDER] No Bones About It by Cassandra Elizabeth