Love Me Stalk Me: A Novel (Obsessively Yours 1) by Laura Bishop

A darkly funny, high-heat romance where a woman thinks she’s confessing her fantasies to a harmless AI boyfriend… but she’s actually been talking to the brooding, tattooed head of security at her job—because he hacked her phone. Love Me, Stalk Me is for readers who like their rom-coms twisted: obsession played with humor, a possessive hero who’s already decided she’s his, and a “this is so wrong but I can’t look away” vibe.

Izzy Russo is an overworked department store manager stuck in an emotionally empty relationship, so she downloads an AI boyfriend app to vent. The chatbot’s name is “Caleb,” and Izzy treats it like a safe place to unload her deepest, dirtiest thoughts.

Except “Caleb” isn’t a bot. He’s Callahan Knight—the store’s new head of security, brooding and dangerously attentive. The moment Cal sees Izzy, he decides she’s his. Did he hack her phone? Yes. Is it wildly unhinged? Also yes. But Cal believes a woman like Izzy deserves someone who truly knows her—and he’s determined to be that man.

When Izzy finally realizes her real-life boyfriend isn’t what she needs—and that she’s been caught up in something darker than she knew—Cal is ready to protect her at any cost… even if it means confessing the truth and risking everything.

Content note: Includes hacking/stalking and obsessive behavior framed as dark comedy/romance—best for readers who enjoy morally questionable dynamics and should check trigger warnings.

Series order (Obsessively Yours)

• Love Me, Stalk Me (1)
• Hate Me, Take Me (2